July 10

About Me


I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless  information.” -Bill Watterson

About the author:

Avery Hanaden is 17 years old, and is in the 12th grade.

She works as a tutor, as well as a freelance copy editor and writer.

Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, her roots are 50% moose, 50% mountie, and 100% maple syrup.

Emotionally and literally, a piece of ham.

Appreciation of folk music increases linearly with level of sleep deprivation.

Knows that people want to read a journal after that person has become famous, and figures it must also work in inverted order.

Celiac disease is the only thing protecting her from her goat-like tolerance of the somewhat inedible.



  1. By Maddie on

    Hey Avery,
    I just came across your blog while searching for other teenage blogs, and I was trying to find a way to follow you, so you’d show up in my reader, but I didn’t see a button. Do you know where I could find that? Love your blog by the way! You are hilarious!

    1. By Avery (Post author) on

      Thanks for the feedback; I am thrilled that you are enjoying it so far!
      I added a makeshift follow button on the front page. It’s about as aesthetic as duct tape on broken glasses, but it gets the job done! If you hadn’t noticed, the technological side of blogging is not my strong suit…
      Also, I checked out your blog, and I love it! You are so witty! ;)

  2. By Sim on

    greetings earthling,
    I love your blog and was wondering exactly how I can follow it…?
    also, thank you for following mine :)
    live(blog?) long and prosper

    1. By Avery (Post author) on

      Haha thanks so much! And same to you! You are such a phenomenal writer!
      I’ve been having troubles with my follow button; technology is not my cup of tea! I added my own makeshift “subscribe” contraption to the top right hand corner of the home page. Let me know if this works for you!


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