“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” -Bill Watterson
About the author:
Avery Hanaden is 17 years old, and is in the 12th grade.
She works as a tutor, as well as a freelance copy editor and writer.
Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, her roots are 50% moose, 50% mountie, and 100% maple syrup.
Emotionally and literally, a piece of ham.
Appreciation of folk music increases linearly with level of sleep deprivation.
Knows that people want to read a journal after that person has become famous, and figures it must also work in inverted order.
Celiac disease is the only thing protecting her from her goat-like tolerance of the somewhat inedible.